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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ungenuine:
scream machine

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

mikmik121:

For you fandom. The transparent that you probably wanted but haven’t had time to ask for yet.

mikmik121:

For you fandom. The transparent that you probably wanted but haven’t had time to ask for yet.

onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once

onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once